One hell of a season, guys.
“A look shared by two people, each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.”
The World’s Most succinct Word
Lip Sync-Off with John Krasinski
Warning you all now: During the last song things get a little hot and heavy.
Got into Parsons. Hell yeah.
Just a handful of posters I made for some fellow sailors at my school. Had a blast making these!
The SNL mainstay and star of Movie 43 offered GQ some pointed love advice:
For Valentine’s Day, could you give our readers some tips on how to land a fiancée like Olivia Wilde?
Oh boy. First off, when she’s speaking, keep your eyes open. Also say “please” and “thank you”—that was very helpful. And most important: Just mean what you say and say what you mean.
That’s very genuine. Recently, Olivia joked that you guys had sex like Kenyan marathon runners. So you guys wear short shorts and numbers on your backs?
Yep, and we have a guy who gives us little cups of water. To be honest, she was misquoted. If there’s any legitimacy in entertainment journalism, I’d be remiss if I didn’t correct it: The actual quote was “We fuck like Kenyan marathon runners.”
Oh, sorry. Yes. Totally different.
Things get lost in the translation. But everything after, from the word sex on, is accurate. When we’re both done, we tear through a little piece of tape. And you gotta put Band-Aids on your nipples, otherwise you’re really raw.
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